From Thorns of Truth to Roses of Laughter—Welcome to the World of Satire!
My satire collection “Roses and Thorns” features 25 sharp, witty, and thought-provoking pieces—each one holding a mirror to society with a smirk. Among them is “Numbers Speak”, a satire that exposes how statistics are stretched, twisted, and served like spicy snacks—on news channels, in political campaigns, and even at blood donation camps! Here are a few punchlines from that piece—go ahead, enjoy their sting:
“Feed buffaloes with husk and governments with numbers — and milk them both endlessly!”
“Truth may bleed, but numbers always shine.”
“In the NGO jungle, figures are fatter than facts.”
“From Yamraj to the government file room — numbers decide your fate.”
“PowerPoint presentations: Where dreams are graphed and realities buried in footnotes.”
“In today’s democracy, it’s not votes but bar graphs that count.”
“The middle class doesn’t fall for scams — they fall for curvy graphs and curvier presenters.”
“Chitragupta started it. Politicians just modernized the Excel sheet.”
“Statistical truth: 73% of lies begin with a percentage.”
“Development now comes served with spicy pie charts and pickled projections.”
“Politicians no longer give speeches — they present spreadsheets.”
“Graph ke jungle mein har aadmi ek number ban gaya hai!”
“In the era of elections, strategy is just another word for calculated deception.”
“Relationships fade, but financial numbers decide who shows up to your funeral.”
“Statistics don’t lie — they just politely murder the truth.”
“In the end, numbers don’t just speak — they scream. And we, the people, just listen… powerlessly.”
Each piece in Roses and Thorns was originally written in Hindi, then translated into English with careful attention to preserve its emotional depth, native flavor, and that unmistakable satirical kick. The result? A collection that laughs in two languages but stings in the same place.
If satire is your thing, this book doesn’t disappoint—it entertains, it provokes, and yes, sometimes it pinches. Because that’s what thorns do, don’t they?
If you want to purchase my book, you can find it on Amazon, Flipkart, and the Notion Press webstore.
Author: Dr. Mukesh ‘Aseemit’
Location: Gangapur City, Rajasthan
Address: Dr. Mukesh Garg, Garg Hospital, Station Road, Gangapur City, Rajasthan, Pin Code – 322201
Profession: Orthopedic & Joint Specialist
Writing Interests: Poetry, Memoirs, Essays, Satire, and Humor
Published Books:
- Narendra Modi Ka Nirmaan: Chaiwala Se Chowkidar Tak (Published by Kitabganj Prakashan)
- Girne Mein Kya Harj Hai – A collection of 51 satirical pieces (Published by Bhavna Prakashan)
- Roses and Thorns -an English language satire collection (Published by Notion Press )
- Kavya Kumbh (Anthology, Published by Neelam Publications)
- Kavya Granth Part I (Anthology, Published by Lions Publications)
Clcik on the given link to purchase my books – “Girne Mein Kya Harz Hai” और “Roses and Thorns”
Notion Press –Roses and Thorns
Upcoming Publications:
- Vyanga Chalisa (Anthology, to be published by Kitabganj Prakashan)
My articles and satirical writings are regularly published in renowned newspapers, weekly magazines, and literary journals across India and abroad.
Awards & Recognitions:
Presidential Appreciation Award by the State IMA (Indian Medical Association)