National Sport of India: Expressing Khed
Today khed (regret) is everywhere—railways, politics, social media, even obituaries mistaken for wedding photos! Leaders cultivate votes with garlands and khed, newspapers sell ads with khed, and doctors, police, and babus hide behind khed while work rots in files. VIPs get instant condolences, while the aam aadmi gets seasonal sympathy during elections. Truly, in India, if nothing else works, at least khed will always be available on demand.
